This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke
My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!
glados looks weird . ignore that.
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i love poison omelette
Stepped on this weird mushroom thing now this cute girl is asking for my name, I think she might have a crush on me
I saw 3 lights in a reflection and thought shit I must be seeing triple, turns out I was standing under a lamp with 3 lightbulbs
WIZARDS!!!
If you like casting *Flesh to Stone*
Then you will surely love *Stone to Flesh*
Give life to a cliff today!
Ignore any adage that uses an example, got it
honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”
I want cooking show where eating it gives them amsive knockers now
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
YoU dO PsYchIc dAMaGe By rEpEatInG evErYtHinG yOUr FoE sAyS in An aNNoYingLy stUpId VoIcE
New DnD Spell
Perpetual Vicious Mockery
You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice