No It's Real He Did That /j

Puki played rain world??

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i love poison omelette

"my pronouns are [163][166]/[74][434]" - stardew valley speed runner

Why are all modern adaptations of the Greek gods about them messing with mortals, wheres the sitcom that just shows them fucking with each other

Hold on I'm thinking about something...

I need some time to twink...

Much too twink about...

Let 3 of you convince me to kill the king of Scotland

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it

What if mine only cleaves mashed potato

Bad world building idea: a zombie apocalypse setting but the hysteria and fear was not caused by real zombies but instead a really convincing April fools joke that spiraled out of control, everything you'd see in a regular zombie apocalypse is here like bandits, huge fortifications and scientists desperately looking for a cure, well everything except the actual zombies

I love that they either love each other or are really angry co workers

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

I wanna see his ass but I don't even know how to play solitaire