Right to bear arms? They don't have arms, just 4 legs and a cute lil nose
Stepped on this weird mushroom thing now this cute girl is asking for my name, I think she might have a crush on me
where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like
If variable > 3:
And like... I don't want to make them sad
The cost of free
>land of the free
>look inside
>prices
Us
yes.
No one told me how much braces would make me miss eating apples
Scps will be like
The 8 foot tall man must be kept within a 20 by 20 foot room with walls made of {redacted}
(several lines of black boxes)
He was found in a sunken oil rig at coordinates {data expunged} by our kickass bisexual researcher Dr bligby
Through rigorous testing and the death of 73 "death row inmates" we have found that he is capable of {information taken down under request by the Tennessee preservation of natural guinea pigs organisation}
*jaw dropping metaphor for how institutions are corrupted by greed*
I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web
4chan was like hacked or something, are they going to make 5 chan?