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Why do the Duolingo staff spend all their time making games and shit instead of inventing new languages

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

Purgatory is being in 50 group chats and having the last sent message be yours in all of them

The sounds say I'm 112

Sounds gay, I’m in

always down for it tbh

(im gonna hit the close askbox button as soon as im done uploading these)

The pyramid schemer sounds like a batman villain

awesome

SLAY a vampire.......

BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

yuri between a cicada girl and her molted husk girl

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