Huh Yeah Like I'm Going To Fall For That Prophecy, It's So Obviously Evil And Will Lead To My Downfall!

Found that over at mastodon

You wish to join the hoard don't you?

Imagine a tall dominant clown woman, call her a big top

Emergency tea cup

Lovely character named Favor for @fiestyguava, thanks again!! ♥

If it may please the jury I shall do a little boogey

"mods ban that guy" is the modern day equivalent to "guards take them to the dungeon"

NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

Dracula...

So are earwigs!

queen bees are generally too heavy to fly due to their enormous ovaries and i think that’s fantastic

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns