Half Way Through The Decade And Still No Little Yellow Guy, Should We Be Scared?

I don't know who he is either

I'm sorry british people. we do not know who robbie williams is, and the one song u keep showing us to prove to us how cool he is, is really, really lame.

Twitter actually sucks what

tumblr is also like this

YoU dO PsYchIc dAMaGe By rEpEatInG evErYtHinG yOUr FoE sAyS in An aNNoYingLy stUpId VoIcE

New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

Throw cheese at a cat. It will satisfy a deep desire for splab

They took the pokemon name rater and the move tutor outback and shot them!!!

It's their birthday, rude

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

I wanna see his ass but I don't even know how to play solitaire

*Checks my notifications*

-Duolingo

-Battery damage alert

-Duolingo

-Duolingo

-Image that's supposedly been downloading for the past 2 days

-Your phone just got more helpful

-1:37 timer paused

The pyramid schemer sounds like a batman villain

Yes my lady

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady