Technically Every Rat Is In Fact A Bastard

You wont catch me making a DND character that's a normal well adjusted person, wild magic sorcerer, goblins and derro will be all I play!

One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries

I have so many rotten tomatoes on hand rn

I know I'm strong, and I know I can handle anything that's thrown at me, but FUCK dude. why are people throwing things at me

How does a gif lag my phone it ain't being rendered in real time what

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This gives me a good idea for an Eldritch horrors story

You, you killed an innocent spider?! (T^T)

I am thoroughly disappointed in you (≧□≦)

What if that spider wasn't real? hm? What if I made that story up, would anything in your life change at all? If I hadn't written such a lavish tale for that spider, it'd be one of billions of spiders you know nothing about - never even thought of. Question your offense squarely on the objectivity of my offense. You think it meant nothing to me to kill that spider? Why else would I have sat down and written his tale? Your anger is fabricated by the same hands that were used to kill that spider. I willed your feelings into existence, just like I removed his existence from my bathtub.

Nearly hit myself in the face with a bisexual door

New PNGtuber progress

I am very busy with many things at the moment, one of which is new PNGtuber models. Since I love Portal, I figured I would make one specifically for when I'm playing the Portal games on stream. I'm quite happy with how this one is turning out even though it's only the "not talking" frame at the moment

They broke?

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

*Checks my notifications*

-Duolingo

-Battery damage alert

-Duolingo

-Duolingo

-Image that's supposedly been downloading for the past 2 days

-Your phone just got more helpful

-1:37 timer paused

That's called an execution sweaty

sex where i crush all ur organs by repeatedly jumping on you full force with my feet