No Fictional Character Don't Tell Your Friend "were/I'm Not Going To Hurt You" They Will 100% Misinterpret

Why's no one talking about the last one

Gods I wish

blunt force feminization

Why are vampires and witches always depicted eating babies? Wouldn't an adult have more nutrients?

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

Why can my internal monologue think about how it likes itself to be quiet and yet it cannot shut up ever?

So messed up that I cant live my life as the village alchemist, all these bad guys just keep kidnapping me to get the herhoes attention

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

You wish to join the hoard don't you?

I was looking for the corner and then giggled

Hold on I'm thinking about something...

I need some time to twink...

Much too twink about...