"Blushing Bridget And A Stunning Samus"

Succumb to the thirst

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

They broke?

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

I read this like the shorts were slowly shrinking whilst they were wearing them

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly

I saw 3 lights in a reflection and thought shit I must be seeing triple, turns out I was standing under a lamp with 3 lightbulbs

gay sketch comm !

Victorian period drama but they say modern slang

A L A N WHERE ARE YOU?

Stepped on this weird mushroom thing now this cute girl is asking for my name, I think she might have a crush on me

Like a monkeys paw "man I hate tiny icons wish they were bigger"

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead