Of Course I'm Gonna Hit Sengen With The Yuri Beam

Of Course I'm Gonna Hit Sengen With The Yuri Beam

Of course I'm gonna hit Sengen with the yuri beam

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3 months ago

muscle - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 335

“Shit,” Sirius mumbled, circling his arm as he walked into the dorm room, groaning a bit as pain shot across his shoulder blade and down his back. 

“Alright?” James asked from his desk, staring down at a letter with wide eyes. For a moment, Sirius got distracted, because he swore he recognized the handwriting from somewhere, but as he leaned forward to get a closer look, he was overwhelmed by a sharp jab again.

“I think I pulled a muscle or something,” he murmured, stretching this way and that to try to ease the pain. “Maybe at practice? Dunno, it hurts..”

Remus, who was reading a book on his bed, stood up. “Here, let me…”

Sirius couldn’t think of what to say. Before he could protest, the taller boy was behind him, hands curled lightly over his shoulders, pressing a thumb into just the right spot, making him melt as the pain slowly disappeared. But he couldn’t focus on the feeling, because he was too busy thinking about who was doing this. The fact that it was Remus’s hands kneading over his skin, causing warmth to burst from his muscles, lightly grazing his collarbone, eliciting sparks. 

He felt a blush creep up his face, and before he knew it, his eyes rolled shut, his body relaxing far too much into the other boy’s hold. But neither of them moved.

“Is-is this helping?” Remus murmured from behind him, voice husky and breath warm on his neck.

“Hmm,” Sirius hummed, not trusting himself to speak. He was too nervous to break the spell.

“Yeah. Seems very helpful.”

James’s comment caused both of them to jump apart, and Sirius turned to see Remus as red as he knew he was. 

“Me next, Moony?” James drawled, smirking as he kicked his legs up on his desk. “M’sure you give all your friends massages. Right?”

Both Sirius and Remus just looked away, scratching at their heads and mumbling excuses about needing to run errands on opposite sides of the castle.

1 month ago

B E G A Y !!

or, at least, let them be in peace.

signed respectfully by your local pansexual

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 


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1 month ago

real

Oh my goodness, I love music.

2 months ago

Oh ofc I'm okay what gave you the idea I wasn't haha

What is a person who is loved by everyone but not truly liked?

That's right. That person is a loner.

Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

3 months ago

@sunflowergnome PLEASE drop a notice when you're done 🙏🏼 I am willing to read the shit out of it

Thinking about how Senku and Gen must’ve both basically lived in Chrome’s material hut for a long while since neither were initially let into Ishigami Village. I really wanna know about the sleepover shenanigans that must’ve gone down between these three over the several months they must have bunked together. Ahaha I hope there are fics of this I can find

1 month ago

epic: the musical arts

Epic: The Musical Arts
Epic: The Musical Arts
Epic: The Musical Arts

I told myself like last week to draw hunger games SOTR characters but I ended up listening to the entire epic musical and binged the animatics

2 months ago

not me involuntarily on a minutely basis:

can I say something weird. can I say everything weird. can I be something weird.

2 months ago

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

3 months ago

you know what hot take but i think nico is actually more like his mother while bianca is more like her father. hades and bianca are both incredibly independent and don’t like the idea of being tied down or having to look after people. bianca joined the hunters to essentially get a break from being a mother to her little brother, but also just to be free of attachment?? honeslty i think attachment and relationships scared her. and really she was kind of isolating herself from her family and regular kids by joining... sort of like how hades hides away in the underworld, away from olympus and his family that he doesn’t get along with nor really wants to be around. whereas maria and nico strike me as needing to be around people and desiring all kinds of relationships. i KNOW nico seems antisocial but if you really read deeper he’s an incredibly loving person and he forms attachments/falls in love incredibly easily. he was in love with percy like the day they met. same thing with will, nico had a crush almost immediately. he loved hazel right away. quickly became attached to reyna. he likes people but his trauma and unhealthy coping mechanisms get in the way of that. also both he and maria are sensitive and care about people that others fail to notice. maria falling in love w the god of death? nico being the only person to talk to hestia? or when he talked to bob? i just have a lot of thoughts about this

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