Love All The Ads For Weed, Ballshaving, And Catholicism. Definitely Picked The Right App

gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

In case you didn't see

John Mulaney decided to surprise the crowd for his show last night by having Dave Chappelle open up

Chappelle made transphobic and homophobic jokes, which Mulaney clapped for and hugged Chappelle as he got off stage

No one knew Chappelle would show up

Trans and gay people in the crowd were attacked by the comedian on stage without warning

If you care about trans people

If you care about gay people

You will not support either of them anymore

No, I can't give up...

*takes a small photo of Big the Cat out of my pocket*

I have to keep going... for him...

autism be damned my boy can reblog a post

I’m telling you, someone really needs to make sure the Queen has a wreath of garlic and a gold crucifix for the duration of the wake because, in case you forgot, she’s related to Vlad Dracula the Impaler.

"Humans are an invasive species" you're thinking of the British, actually 💙

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

I like the part in the new leaked episode of The Owl House where the Collector says "it's collectin time" and collects all over Belos. Truly one of the episodes ever.

mad respect to the quarry for giving us gratuitous female nudity for like 2 scenes before putting emma in sweats but keeping jacob tits & dick out for the entire game lmao