No, I Can't Give Up...

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

The more intelligent you are the more serious it sounds when someone says you "had an accident"

dog = pissed on the floor

toddler = spilled some milk

professor = permanently disfigured by vapors

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

somewhere down the Solar Lunacy timeline you get a feral housemate

damaged Moon goes somewhat with this post as well

something i love abt the new baymax show is that baymax says a person's cry verbatim when alerted to a medical issue, so like.

"hello! i am baymax, your personal healthcare companion. i was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said, 'fuck! fucking ow. oh my fucking god, my fucking elbow. ow. fucking ow.'"

You can only reblog this today.

does anyone have that comic where a cartoon guy is smugly standing around flipping everyone off then another person walks up and says “what are you doing?” and the first guy is like i dont know… then they kiss with tears in their eyes

I hate you open floorplan I hate you white stone interior I hate you gray and white furniture I hate you visually interesting uncomfortable vinyl chair

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

Reblog and put in the tags the last song you listened to, last film you watched, and the last book you read