Theres Something About When People Draw Sonic Characters Without Their Gloves And Shoes And You Can See

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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does anyone have that comic where a cartoon guy is smugly standing around flipping everyone off then another person walks up and says “what are you doing?” and the first guy is like i dont know… then they kiss with tears in their eyes

I hate you open floorplan I hate you white stone interior I hate you gray and white furniture I hate you visually interesting uncomfortable vinyl chair

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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