People Who Aren’t At Fault For Attacks Against Queer Rights:

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

An old sketch

When you go to Utah you have a 50/50 split chance of meeting either a mormon or a murderous furry

sometimes I will rb a post about my shows or video games w no extra tags but irl it looks smth like this

I feel the obligation to show Tumblr how this Argentinian entertainer announces the Queen’s death and cracks open the bubbly live on air

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

Like to slap his bald head

Reblog to slap his bald head

Will Smith was just banned from the Oscars for 10 years for slapping a guy. Unrelated but here's an IMDb list of the most famous actors and directors who signed the letter asking for the statutory rape charges against Roman Polanski, who is not banned from the Oscars, to be dropped.

Moon but his eyes do the cat thing