Throwback To When I Took Painkillers And Woke Up With Photoshop Open On My Computer To This Image I Had

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

sometimes I will rb a post about my shows or video games w no extra tags but irl it looks smth like this

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

hell world hell world hell world

WHY DOES YOUR SOAP NEED INTERNET

Today's crab is: little soldier

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

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