Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

Hi just thinking about Splinter who went from a dashing internationally loved superstar to a hideous mutant who has to raise four rowdy boys alone in hiding while struggling with latent trauma from his mom abandoning him, cutting himself off from his family, and getting betrayed by the love of his life. Thinking about how him “letting himself go” wasn’t just written for jokes but from a place of unspoken depression. Thinking about how he never shared any of this with his boys and never projected his trauma onto them but his distance led to them being starved for affection. Thinking about how much they ADORE him even when he’s blatantly neglectful, insinuating that he does pay attention when it matters. And don’t get me started on his movies dubbing his accent over or how separated he became from his own culture, leading to parallels to the Asian immigrant experience.  He’s a flawed parent. He’s an okay sensei. He’s a loving father. He’s a badass family man. ROTTMNT really looked at the boring one dimensional mentor with culturally insensitive stereotypes in past iterations and went nah we can do better. 

And then they made us all cry. 

mad respect to the quarry for giving us gratuitous female nudity for like 2 scenes before putting emma in sweats but keeping jacob tits & dick out for the entire game lmao

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

autism be damned my boy can reblog a post

When you go to Utah you have a 50/50 split chance of meeting either a mormon or a murderous furry

Like to slap his bald head

Reblog to slap his bald head

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

No energy for anything new (school is hell lol) so take this old entry for Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day.

Yes that is a basketball shaped bong.

Raph is the cutest turtle sibling CONFIRMED

Based off of this guy