Ayo Edebiri: The Movie Reviewer We Deserve

whenever Ao3 is down i become a ww2 house wife waiting dutifully at the window for my husband to return from the war

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

Enough of this. Men followers. Attack

personal opinion, mommy needs to chill the fuck out and let me carry the eighteen huggy buddies and bunzo on my back.

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme