Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

your annual reminder:

don’t support autism speaks this month

don’t “light it up blue”

don’t use the puzzle piece symbol

however!

do support autistic content creators

do support “red instead” and the infinity symbol

remember to listen to the voices of marginalised autistic people!

happy autism awareness/acceptance month! go tell your local autistic pal that they’re awesome! if you’re autistic, remember to practice some self-love!

BITCH!!!!!!

having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

There's a new Ice Age movie called “Ice Age: Modern Day Warrior” where the cast met Donkey from Shrek and were hunted by The Predator who was for some reason a “slothy-tigery creature” according to myself when trying to describe it to others within the dream.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight