There's A New Ice Age Movie Called “Ice Age: Modern Day Warrior” Where The Cast Met Donkey From Shrek

terfs r like “we need to protect the precious afabs!!! but also we should subject adolescent girls to genital inspections to make sure they’re not secretly boys! protect girls sports <3”

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

shout out to the guy helping me at the sports equipment store who was like "yeah these come in pink or blue or black but they're all transgender- I mean they're all unisex."

I hate you open floorplan I hate you white stone interior I hate you gray and white furniture I hate you visually interesting uncomfortable vinyl chair

this is immensely funny to me

gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

lmao

KILL HIM

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”