This Is Immensely Funny To Me

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

theres something about when people draw sonic characters without their gloves and shoes and you can see their paws that makes me remember they are just animals. like omg ur a little animal dude ?? a little creacher ?? 🥺🥺 i can hold you in my arms and pet your little head and you will wag your tail ?? ur just a little fella ??? 🥺🥺

every time someone’s like “so MEN think they can be SEXIST? what if we EMASCULATED THEM? haha! not so Manly getting pegged or wearing a skirt or being a homosexual or whatever now are you?? girl power!” i want to hit them over the head with like. any book. using misogyny as a weapon against men does not solve misogyny use your fucking brainnnn

babybel cheese knuckles

I’m telling you, someone really needs to make sure the Queen has a wreath of garlic and a gold crucifix for the duration of the wake because, in case you forgot, she’s related to Vlad Dracula the Impaler.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

remembering when child me was taught the word “neuter” at the age of 5 or so and had to be Talked to because when my brothers made me mad I would yell “I’m going to get you neutered!”

Heya just a heads up for anyone using discord, as of July 2nd 2022 this has been a quickly spreading hack that utilizes members of your friends list to spread the hack further. Please do not click this link if you receive it, and unfortunately your friend was hacked if they send this to you.

KILL HIM