I Love How Every Tweet I’ve Seen Telling People Not To Go To Tumblr Is Like “they’re Insane Over

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

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tumblr blaze needs an update so that even when you reblog the sponsored post it’ll have a little icon on it somewhere so your followers will know it was a sponsored post. it’s necessary for the comedic impact

US SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE IS CHANGING ITS NUMBER

Taking effect July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will change from 800-273-8255 to the three digit code of 988. Especially with families and communities reeling from back to back tragedies, it is super important to share this information!

Repeat: Starting July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will be 988

Ao3 Crashed And The People Are Suffering
Ao3 Crashed And The People Are Suffering
Ao3 Crashed And The People Are Suffering
Ao3 Crashed And The People Are Suffering
Ao3 Crashed And The People Are Suffering

ao3 crashed and the people are suffering

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

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shout out to the guy helping me at the sports equipment store who was like "yeah these come in pink or blue or black but they're all transgender- I mean they're all unisex."

artist animates over real life with sharpies, whiteout, & cels

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing


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