BRACE FOR THE STORM!

Are we gonna talk about how Penelope outsmarted the 108 suitors for YEARS. But also outsmarted Odysseus by pointing out the flaws in his own argument on how he is not who she fell in love with. Penelope endured for 20 years, never doubting, dedicated, keeping Ithaca together. She kept peace, and she also faced the monster Odysseus head on and said, “you are still in there and I love you still.”

Penelope showing what true love actually is.

Don't tell me you're not the same person.

Omg I love how smitten Menelaus is with Ody!!! Do you think that if things with Helen didn't work out Menelaus would try to date Ody instead?🤭

I don't know... WOULD HE?

Yeah no, I don't think so. They are not so close to do that

Odypen save me odypen

Also ody in a dress cus I can heheh

I saw this and just thought of them

they live in my head 24/7

Eepy sketch I don't like how it looks agshsgss

In Godgames Zeus says "no one beats me. No one wins my game", implying that he's hosted it before. This is supported by all the other gods being totally unphased about having to rap battle against Athena.

The only one who has never heard of this game is Athena herself. We know this because A) she didn't know who "them" was referring to and B) Zeus had to explain the rules to her.

Now I find it funny that in none of the past Godgames Athena participated because we all know she would've RULED. However I doubt it's for a lack of Zeus asking. I think Zeus rang Athena up and went "need you for a game" and Athena went "oh, sorry Dad, I'm hanging out with friends this weekend. Next time though, haha..."

Ares: Hey what’s up?

Penelope: I NEED YOUR HELP!

Ares. Girl, the fuck happened?

Penelope: THE SUITORS! I NEED A PLAN TO KEEP THEM AT BAY!

Ares: Do we have to only keep them at bay? Or **MORE**?

Penelope: Only.

Ares: UGH! FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE. Ummm, I don’t know you like weaving right? Say your shroud is taking a while.

Penelope: I’ve been doing that for the past 20 years I need a new idea.

Ares: A challenge?

Penelope: ……I’m listening.

Ares: ah shit, you kinda put me on the spot, ummmm, use Odysseus’s bow. Like string or it, and then cleanly shoot through 12 axes?

Penelope: YOU’RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

Howdy Ithacus

I need you to know that I saw this image and the first thing that came to my mind was "haha that's Yoom's pookie Ody"

gremlin

No le pidas que mueva la cama dónde te juró amor eterno, eso jamás