Ares: Hey what’s up?
Penelope: I NEED YOUR HELP!
Ares. Girl, the fuck happened?
Penelope: THE SUITORS! I NEED A PLAN TO KEEP THEM AT BAY!
Ares: Do we have to only keep them at bay? Or **MORE**?
Penelope: Only.
Ares: UGH! FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE. Ummm, I don’t know you like weaving right? Say your shroud is taking a while.
Penelope: I’ve been doing that for the past 20 years I need a new idea.
Ares: A challenge?
Penelope: ……I’m listening.
Ares: ah shit, you kinda put me on the spot, ummmm, use Odysseus’s bow. Like string or it, and then cleanly shoot through 12 axes?
Penelope: YOU’RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!
Okay I have a vision. Odysseus literally JUST woke up after getting top surgery, and he's feeling pretty loopy and he's also like half-asleep so he thinks Penelope is someone else😭
Odysseus: "my wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.."
Penelope: "I am your wife."
Machine starts beeping
Odysseus: "What's up? ;)"
Penelope laughs
40% done :D the animation process is taking tis sweet time but I present to you my favorite frames from this awful (very passion driven) animatic hehehe
(Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands next to the olive tree bed.)
Penelope: Darling, are you coming to bed?
Odysseus: No thank you. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife.
Odysseus: (lies on the ground and falls asleep)
Penelope: (trying not to laugh)
the sea is lovely, dark and deep. zolu ; 78k ; post-time skip; time loop (temporary) main character death; graphic depictions of violence; mentions of blood and gore; body horror
“What’s wrong with you, Zoro?” Luffy asks, stopping him in his tracks and pinning him in place with a simple look. There’s nothing else to it—not anger, no annoyance, just a tilt to his head and that tiny line forming between his brows as the corners of his mouth dip.
He’s already seen their deaths too many times, thought about them all more than he ever thought he would.
It was never supposed to go like this.
I’m sorry I failed and watched you die and I can do nothing to stop it, he cannot say. I know the weight of you in my arms, know what it’s like to cling to all of you and lose you, and I have lost you and will continue to. I can’t stop it, I will stop it. I can’t lose you again—“I’m fine.”
read on ao3.
would you still love me if i was a worm?
Old doodle
I was also planning to draw him w Pisistratus and Nausicaa as well but I got too lazy to finish those other two :<
Based on Odysseus’s boar hunting scar on his thigh.
Yup, one of the saucy Odydio arts I made months ago
silly livestream redraw pt 6
No le pidas que mueva la cama dónde te juró amor eterno, eso jamás
Guys he’s suffering fr fr 😔
I'm in love with Luffy rn Currently hyperfixating: One Piece Main fandoms I'm in: Rottmnt, Transformers Prime, One Piece, The Mandalorian and AOT ⚠️DNI⚠️: Tcest, incest, proshippers, pedophiles, racists, disrespectful people, toxic bitches‼️
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