(Odysseus Comes Home Absolutely Drunk, Undresses, And Stands Next To The Olive Tree Bed.)

Hi I drew your Odydio I hope you dont mind 🫶

I SCREAMED SO LOUD I WOKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WHAT OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Idk

Alexander Hamilton x Odiseo 🗣!!

Cards are his best weapon and he won't waste it /jk

"JUST TALK TO HER" yes, Hermes, because THIS is how young Kratos would deal with a "witch", absolutly.

I just want some crossovers with GOW because I love this game so much, I'm sorry. I already have like 5 stories of how and why Kratos ended up helping Odysseus... Really love their imagened chemistry: Kratos whose only solution for everything is to kill and Odysseus who trys everything but killing. And how they both have a god of war who wants to make them a great warrior. And this "I am a monster" thing. And beating up gods. Well they have a lot in common....

I still shoked that I managed to draw a bald man twice and he looks normal

hi hello i’ve seen far too many people find out about the telegony and be devastated that the odyssey’s happy ending does not remain happy for long.

so.

the telegony is not canon. it was not written by homer. some wannabe called eugammon of cyrene wrote it. telegonus was a character from one of hesiod’s works (not homer’s) and he’s never mentioned in the odyssey. eugammon just decided to make him odysseus’s son with circe because why not.

the telegony directly contradicts the ending of the odyssey in which odysseus and penelope grow old and die together. ALSO. odysseus’s bloodline cannot have more than one than one male heir per generation. some ancestor of his was cursed by a god. so that makes telegonus’s existence impossible. if odysseus ever had a kid with circe (which he didn’t in canon) it would have had to be a girl.

homer was long dead when eugammon was like. telegonus is gonna kill his dad and bring his step family to his mom’s island, marry his stepmother while is half-brother marries his mother. never happened. this is ancient fanfiction.

TL;DR : feel free to entirely ignore the existence of the telegony; it’s what i’ve always done anyway.

Menelaus: Helen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Helen: You are my award, love.

(meanwhile)

Odysseus: Pen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Penelope (with equal affection): Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

What’s that little Ody bug doing today?

Hes doing good!! Bought him some chocolates to share with Penny

Howdy Ithacus

"You are in the Underworld now..."

Yesterday i made this, a fan art for @imcasperfox 's musical "Stories from Styx".

The three judges of the Underworld! From the left: Aeacus, Minos and Rhadamanthus!

And then, the silly version, very Epic the musical vibe:

... Isn't It fitting?

Again i used for reference @anniflamma 's chara sheets!

"My name is nobody."