Menelaus: Helen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Helen: You are my award, love.
(meanwhile)
Odysseus: Pen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Penelope (with equal affection): Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.
Posiren and Ruthless Ody
Laptop isnt fixed yet but i do have a general idea for a Would You Fall In Love With Me Again animatic
But for now,, this is all I can give yall
Even after all these years, she still finds a way to make him blush awwwww
i told yall i wanted to see it
She is Luffy's baby, by blood or not it doesn't matter to Luffy, He decided that he will protect her no matter what. (Zoro will also kill anyone that is trying to take her away or harm her, he's just not gonna say it out loud like Luffy)
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aw, what a cute married couple
Part 1
Odysseus: “How could I hurt you?” DM: *Rolls twice* Odysseus: “What are you doing?” DM: “Rolling for persuasion. With disadvantage, since Astyanax is a baby” Zeus: “And?” DM: “Two nat 1’s” Zeus: *raises eyebrows smugly* Odysseus: *deep sigh* “But when does a comet become a meteor-"
DM: “Okay Odysseus, since you rolled a nat 20 on your persuasion check, Polyphemus is going to let you go” Odysseus: “I’m so glad we see eye to eye” DM: “Actually, make another persuasion check” Odysseus: “What? Why?” DM: “Just do it” Odysseus: “…4” DM: “Everyone roll for initiative”
Poseidon “The world is dark and ruthlessness is mercy… die” DM: “Everyone make a constitution saving throw. And I mean everyone” *sounds of many many dice rolling* “Nat 1” “Nat 1" “Nat 1" “Nat 1” “Nat 1”
Eurylochus: “She had us in just two words…” DM: “Make a performance check” Eurylochus: “Nat 20!!” *clears throat* “✨Come inside✨” DM: “His Circe impression is flawless" Odysseus: “Damn”
DM: “Among the spirits of the Underworld, you hear a voice you recognize… and now, please welcome our special guest” *Polites crawls out from underneath the table* Odysseus: “Polites?!” Eurylochus: “How long have you been down there??” Polites: “This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms…” DM: “Polites drifts away… but Odysseus, you hear another voice you recognize. Now, please welcome our second special guest” *Odysseus’s actual mom crawls out from under the table* Odysseus: “MOM?! How did the DM even get your number??”
DM: “Odysseus, as you stand at the edge of the cliff, lost in your despair, you hear three familiar voices” Odysseus: *looks under the table and screams* Polites, Anticlea, and Eurylochus, in unison: “Hi!!” Telemachus: “Have they been down there the whole time??” Athena: “You get used to it”
DM: “Odysseus, as Poseidon’s trident sends you shooting to the bottom of the ocean, you hear-" Odysseus: “Familiar voices?” DM: “How did you guess?” Odysseus: *glances under the table to where Polites, Eurylochus, Anticlea, and literally the entire crew are very poorly concealed*
Antinous: “Channel the fire inside your soul and-“ DM: “Make a dexterity saving throw” Antinous: “Literally why I’m in the middle of a monologue” DM: “Just humor me” Antinous: “So that’s a nat 1” DM: “Goodbye, Antinous” “wHAT-"
40% done :D the animation process is taking tis sweet time but I present to you my favorite frames from this awful (very passion driven) animatic hehehe
Powerless 🤷
my volleyball au with the iliad boys, who should i add next!!! :0
more yapping below
tbf all my knowledge of volleyball is from haikyuu + the 2 olympic matches ive seen so. but anyway im kinda obsessed with this (it was between volleyball/soccer)
i wanna add more characters but idk how they would fit!!! i guess the trojans are a different team? and are the greek gods their coaches?
athena as the coach for the boys team - 100% trying to get ody and dio to play professionally
ares as the coach for the girls team
hermes is like the supervisor but he dgaf lowkey he just watches for the thrill and the drama (LOVES doing the cheers)
maybe poseidon as the coach for a diff team, would def still have beef with ody somehow #trust
anyway if u read all this 1) please tell me ur thoughts and 2) thank u for reading here’s a gold star ⭐️
I'm in love with Luffy rn Currently hyperfixating: One Piece Main fandoms I'm in: Rottmnt, Transformers Prime, One Piece, The Mandalorian and AOT ⚠️DNI⚠️: Tcest, incest, proshippers, pedophiles, racists, disrespectful people, toxic bitches‼️
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