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Eeepy Odydio😴

The Palladium Heist

Odysseus tried to stab Diomedes in the back and it backfired almost immediately.

your Odysseus meets my Odysseus, post Thunder Bringer.

Poor man’s scarred for life.

Even more incorrect quotes

Penelope: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Odysseus: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Penelope: Penelope: You mean ring bearER, right? Odysseus: Penelope: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. -

Odysseus: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Penelope: The dishes. Odysseus: Wh- Penelope: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times. -

Odysseus, sweating: Penelope, there’s something I need to ask you- Penelope: Finally! You’re proposing! Odysseus: How’d you know? Penelope: Odysseus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Penelope: I even picked it up once. -

Odysseus, throwing his head into Penelope's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Penelope, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. -

Odysseus: This date is boring! Penelope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Odysseus: Then why did you invite me? Penelope: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Penelope I'll do whatever I want! -

Odysseus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Penelope: This is a lie. Penelope: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Penelope: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Penelope: Are you trying to seduce me? Odysseus: Why, are you seducible?

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Penelope: I’m in love with you. Odysseus: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Penelope: I know. Odysseus: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Odysseus, trying to flirt with Penelope: I think both of our families suck.

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Penelope: Is something burning? Odysseus, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Penelope: Odysseus, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Odysseus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Penelope, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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*Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Penelope’s bedroom.* Penelope: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Odysseus: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Odysseus: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Penelope:

Made a timeline reference for Ody so I can draw him more consistently.

Howdy Ithacus

Omg I love how smitten Menelaus is with Ody!!! Do you think that if things with Helen didn't work out Menelaus would try to date Ody instead?🤭

I don't know... WOULD HE?

Yeah no, I don't think so. They are not so close to do that

Silly question ,do you think Penelope can pick ody up? I mean, she is spartan and after the travel at least he was light as a feather.

answer to both: absolutely.

Eepy sketch I don't like how it looks agshsgss

My DioOdyPen basically