Eeepy Odydio😴

Old doodle

I was also planning to draw him w Pisistratus and Nausicaa as well but I got too lazy to finish those other two :<

rawr rawr rawr

Eurylochus: umm, captain?

Odysseus: yes?

Eurylochus: since we’re not going to be killed by Poseidon, I feel like you should know this, I opened the wind bag.

Odysseus: ok.

Eurylochus: that’s it?

Odysseus: yeah. I mean if you opening up the wind bag had bigger consequences I would be PISSED! But nothing happened. So yeah just don’t do something like that again. Deal?

Eurylochus: oh, uh yeah deal. I was expecting you to be angrier, but I guess since nothing happened we have nothing to worry about! Awesome! Can’t wait to go home and see my wife.

Odysseus: as I can’t wait to see mine.

*Meanwhile at Ithaca.*

Telemachus: so, my dad blinded your son, and then made a dad joke to you?

Poseidon: a few things left out, but yeah you get the gist.

Telemachus: what does that have to do with me? I’m like 5.

Poseidon: just a heads up, when your dad comes back, I’ll give you and him like pffft, how does 5 minutes sound?

Telemachus: why kill him at all? Just leave him be?

Poseidon: BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING REPUTATION TO KEEP UP! Dumb fuck.

Telemachus: will anyone even care by then?

Poseidon: ugh yes! Zeus will! Like he’s such an 💅asshole💅!

 (Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands next to the olive tree bed.)

Penelope: Darling, are you coming to bed?

Odysseus: No thank you. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife.

Odysseus: (lies on the ground and falls asleep)

Penelope: (trying not to laugh)

collection of odypen doodles i have been working on for the past few days ...

Odysseus @ Achilles

Alexander Hamilton x Odiseo 🗣!!

Cards are his best weapon and he won't waste it /jk

This is odydio to me

Odypen save me odypen

Also ody in a dress cus I can heheh

I saw this and just thought of them

they live in my head 24/7