This Is Odydio To Me

 (Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands next to the olive tree bed.)

Penelope: Darling, are you coming to bed?

Odysseus: No thank you. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife.

Odysseus: (lies on the ground and falls asleep)

Penelope: (trying not to laugh)

BRACE FOR THE STORM!

Im about to end this man’s whole career

Well, I did the same shit but with Odysseus, why? I was bored, that's all. What a pain in the ass to do this, everyone, no joke, EVERYONE- looks like they want to be impregnated.

(Please, take this as a joke xd)

Below I leave the names of the creators in order:

@brittpowwpixel (on YouTube)

@neal-illustrator

@duvetbox

@gwendyns2dstudios (on YouTube)

@ximenanatzel

@wolfythewitch

@mircsy

@gigizetz

@anniflamma

Menelaus: Helen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Helen: You are my award, love.

(meanwhile)

Odysseus: Pen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Penelope (with equal affection): Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

🎶 Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife🎶

Kind of obsessed your honor 😑

Random noble: Women are fragile and they need to be protected or else someone will take advantage of them.

Ody *taught by goddess of war and married to princess of sparta*: What the fuck are you on about? ._.

Outis!

Odysseus @ Achilles