Outis!

OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

🎶 Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife🎶

Kind of obsessed your honor 😑

I like the idea of the father-son dynamic between Odysseus and Achilles. It's funny to imagine Achilles being the strongest warrior who wipes out armies only to later be scolded by Ody for not eating his veggies hahaha (Achilles would probably see Dio in this dynamic as an unwanted stepparent hahaha)

And what do you think about those two? How would you describe their dynamic (before the blanket burrito)

Yeah, I can see Achilles being this edgy rebellious son and Odysseus as his unsupportive dad😭 They probably fight all the time and Odysseus definitely ended every argument with “GO BACK TO YOUR TENT! YOU’RE GROUNDED” and Achilles walking back to his tent yelling “YOU CAN’T GROUND ME IM A LITERAL SOLDIER GODDAMMIT”

For Diomedes, there is no actual age stated for him but he was described as the youngest of the generals so the possibility of him being the same age or even younger than Achilles is actually really funny to me. Like Odysseus treating Achilles like a literal child but act completely normal with Diomedes who maybe is YOUNGER than Achilles.

Imagine this, Ody catching Achilles and Patroclus making out and just sat both of them down like…

Ody: Okay, me and Diomedes brought you two here to teach you about the birds and the bees-

Achilles: I’m literally older than Diomedes.

Ody: ……And your point is….?

So there’s this cursed Odypen I did when Ithaca saga just came out. I think it was too cursed to post so I didn’t. But today I realized there is nothing too cursed for this platform apparently.

I feel like Diomedes sucks with children.

Telemachus would tell him "uuhh you stink" while making an over disgusted face and Diomedes would look at him dead in the eyes and reply "i fucked your dad"

 (Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands next to the olive tree bed.)

Penelope: Darling, are you coming to bed?

Odysseus: No thank you. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife.

Odysseus: (lies on the ground and falls asleep)

Penelope: (trying not to laugh)

Are we gonna talk about how Penelope outsmarted the 108 suitors for YEARS. But also outsmarted Odysseus by pointing out the flaws in his own argument on how he is not who she fell in love with. Penelope endured for 20 years, never doubting, dedicated, keeping Ithaca together. She kept peace, and she also faced the monster Odysseus head on and said, “you are still in there and I love you still.”

Penelope showing what true love actually is.

Powerless 🤷

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

made a second one hehe