OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

Howdy Ithacus

Penelope Watching Odysseus Show Off

Odysseus: [ dramatically throws a spear and nails the target ]

Penelope: You do realize I don’t care, right?

Odysseus: Yeah, but … did you see it?

Penelope: I literally just said I don’t care.

Athena, whispering to Penelope: He’s trying so hard. Maybe clap or something.

There's a reason why Odysseus sounded so broken when he had to choose between him and his crew. Let's not forget that.

Relistening to the thunder saga and people LOVE memeing on Eurylochus for the "but we'll die" line. You think Odysseus would just forget that he led this crew into battle for 10 years? That Eurylochus is his brother in law?? because they mutinized??? if Eurylochus would've done the same, like Odysseus had said, then Odysseus would've done the same in Eurylochus position. Hell the entire point of their development is that they changed into each other. Of fucking course he sounds so broken, he fought with these men for 10 years. Newsflash, one mutiny isn't gonna change that he actually cared about them. He had their backs, patched them up, lifted their spirits when they were down, fought like all hell to make sure they were okay before the Underworld Saga. He. Cared. About. Them.

That's why the choice was so difficult!!

“What did he think was gonna happen???” Eurylochus thought his captain was still in there. He had no idea just how far gone Odysseus was. He had known him as someone who cared for his men. Even after Scylla its difficult to accept someone you thought you knew so well had changed so drastically.

Silly question ,do you think Penelope can pick ody up? I mean, she is spartan and after the travel at least he was light as a feather.

answer to both: absolutely.

“Princess Penelope,” Odysseus began, his voice steady despite the nervousness that clung to his chest. “I’ve been watching you.”

Penelope raised an eyebrow. “Watching me?”

“Not in a creepy way,” he added quickly. “I meant, I’ve been seeing the way you handle situations, how you navigate the chaos around you. You’re... extraordinary.”

When you’re about to grab your girl but you accidentally grab your brother in law instead.

This joke never gets old.

Crawling back to you

Details + reference picture! I love them >V<

Horse

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

Whoops my hand slipped