Whoops My Hand Slipped

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Odysseus: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Odysseus: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Eurylochus: Uh 4? Odysseus: Wrong, no food for you. Eurylochus: Wait what?! WHY?! ODYSSEUS PLEASE—!

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Odysseus: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Hermes. Amen.

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Odysseus, when his crew accuses him of hubris after he gives his name to the cyclopes: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego! Odysseus: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Penelope: I love murder mysteries Odysseus, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

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Odysseus: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Odysseus: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Eurylochus: You looked in a mirror? Odysseus: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Odysseus: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Odysseus: I would say I feel sorry, but we all know that I've done much, much worse

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Odysseus: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. His crew: Awwww- Odysseus: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." His crew: Oh.

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Odysseus: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Odysseus, after giving his name to the cyclopes: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Odysseus at the 108 suitors trying to marry his wife: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

This is one isn’t very in character but it made me laugh so hard

Odysseus: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Penelope made me get tested.

ATHENA!!!

Chibis

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

Athena and her two gens of fav mortals

Hermes bi panic gg

"JUST TALK TO HER" yes, Hermes, because THIS is how young Kratos would deal with a "witch", absolutly.

I just want some crossovers with GOW because I love this game so much, I'm sorry. I already have like 5 stories of how and why Kratos ended up helping Odysseus... Really love their imagened chemistry: Kratos whose only solution for everything is to kill and Odysseus who trys everything but killing. And how they both have a god of war who wants to make them a great warrior. And this "I am a monster" thing. And beating up gods. Well they have a lot in common....

I still shoked that I managed to draw a bald man twice and he looks normal

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad edition

"nobody likes you" WELL CALL ME PENELOPE OF ITHACA AND SPARTA THEN BECAUSE HOOOOO BOY-

Odysseus: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet? Athena: Knife to the throat? Penelope: Axe to the head? Polites:Poison in his cup? Apollo: Discus to the chest? Hermes: Discus to the throat? Eurylochus:You're all horrible