Odysseus: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Odysseus: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Eurylochus: Uh 4? Odysseus: Wrong, no food for you. Eurylochus: Wait what?! WHY?! ODYSSEUS PLEASE—!
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Odysseus: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Hermes. Amen.
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Odysseus, when his crew accuses him of hubris after he gives his name to the cyclopes: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego! Odysseus: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Penelope: I love murder mysteries Odysseus, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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Odysseus: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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Odysseus: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Eurylochus: You looked in a mirror? Odysseus: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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Odysseus: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Odysseus: I would say I feel sorry, but we all know that I've done much, much worse
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Odysseus: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. His crew: Awwww- Odysseus: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." His crew: Oh.
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Odysseus: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Odysseus, after giving his name to the cyclopes: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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Odysseus at the 108 suitors trying to marry his wife: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
This is one isn’t very in character but it made me laugh so hard
Odysseus: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Penelope made me get tested.
i told yall i wanted to see it
Warm up sketch ✨
There's a reason why Odysseus sounded so broken when he had to choose between him and his crew. Let's not forget that.
Relistening to the thunder saga and people LOVE memeing on Eurylochus for the "but we'll die" line. You think Odysseus would just forget that he led this crew into battle for 10 years? That Eurylochus is his brother in law?? because they mutinized??? if Eurylochus would've done the same, like Odysseus had said, then Odysseus would've done the same in Eurylochus position. Hell the entire point of their development is that they changed into each other. Of fucking course he sounds so broken, he fought with these men for 10 years. Newsflash, one mutiny isn't gonna change that he actually cared about them. He had their backs, patched them up, lifted their spirits when they were down, fought like all hell to make sure they were okay before the Underworld Saga. He. Cared. About. Them.
That's why the choice was so difficult!!
“What did he think was gonna happen???” Eurylochus thought his captain was still in there. He had no idea just how far gone Odysseus was. He had known him as someone who cared for his men. Even after Scylla its difficult to accept someone you thought you knew so well had changed so drastically.
Happy Pride month fellas!!!
"JUST TALK TO HER" yes, Hermes, because THIS is how young Kratos would deal with a "witch", absolutly.
I just want some crossovers with GOW because I love this game so much, I'm sorry. I already have like 5 stories of how and why Kratos ended up helping Odysseus... Really love their imagened chemistry: Kratos whose only solution for everything is to kill and Odysseus who trys everything but killing. And how they both have a god of war who wants to make them a great warrior. And this "I am a monster" thing. And beating up gods. Well they have a lot in common....
I still shoked that I managed to draw a bald man twice and he looks normal
Ok i promised odypen tonight and i only have this cause i kinda side quested (persisted on designing hades until satisfaction)
I don't know if this is considered explicit...
But... I hope you like it, I tried ✌️🩷
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would you still love me if i was a worm?
"blue ody" this. "red ody" that.
@neal-illustrator you have an agenda and i'm following through with it.
a quick update
I'm in love with Luffy rn Currently hyperfixating: One Piece Main fandoms I'm in: Rottmnt, Transformers Prime, One Piece, The Mandalorian and AOT ⚠️DNI⚠️: Tcest, incest, proshippers, pedophiles, racists, disrespectful people, toxic bitches‼️
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