"blue Ody" This. "red Ody" That.

Something something marikones something

And this bc is funny

i dont need to explain the joke here you guys get it

This is how Tele was actually born trust me I was Homer’s editor (yes that is Polites and Eurylochus watching them in the first panel 😔)

i saw someone mention the idea of odysseus having nightmares of his crew. yes, that would be bad. but i mean. if i was going to cook one up specifically to mess him up it would be waking up on the beach with Calypso like 'morning sleepyhead~' so he ends up thinking that getting home was either a dream or he's in a time loop.

i can't count how many times awakened in fear nightly palms sweating

dreams of promises i made to no one but myself have been crushed daily // demons - avenged sevenfold

TJIS ISNT OKAY

HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER BC SHE IS HIS EVERYTHING, HIS WORLD

AND WHEN HE HAS CHANGED AND GONE THROUGH SO MUCH

SHE WELCOMES HIM BACK WITH OPEN ARMS

Antinous: You said you were going to a spiritual retreat

Telemachus: Namaste

Antinous: AND YOU- were supposedly dead.

Odysseus: I recovered.

Fun fact: Antinous is on the table

When you’re about to grab your girl but you accidentally grab your brother in law instead.

This joke never gets old.

MORE MODERNVERSE SHENANIGANS FOR YALL

ody's a retired marine captain who goes on to be a firefighter <3

"nobody likes you" WELL CALL ME PENELOPE OF ITHACA AND SPARTA THEN BECAUSE HOOOOO BOY-

Odysseus and Penelope before Ody leaving for war