Definitelynotluffy - If Your Hungry, Eat.

Penelope Watching Odysseus Show Off

Odysseus: [ dramatically throws a spear and nails the target ]

Penelope: You do realize I don’t care, right?

Odysseus: Yeah, but … did you see it?

Penelope: I literally just said I don’t care.

Athena, whispering to Penelope: He’s trying so hard. Maybe clap or something.

No cause like, at first I was skeptical about the show, then my older cousin introduced me to it, he gives info's about it, so I say to myself, I'll give it a try.

It's 2023 now, and I'm so INLOVE with Luffy rn. (ps. Started watching One Piece in 2021)

this is a bit embarrassed, but accually…I WAS SUPER *HATE* LUFFY before watching One piece lmaooo long story short : I hate Onepiece, especially Luffy because I see him litterally EVERYWHERE. he was too overated in my eyes back then. like, what’s with this dude? lmao lame af. but then almost 4 months later when I did a Luffy fanart for my brother’s rq, I decide to give it a shot and now I’m obsessed with Luffy. I understand why he’s everywhere now. He litterally turn ME, who is hate him since birth. to love him in first episode is like ??? ?? ? ?? ? so this is the “Luffy effect” everyone’s talking about 

“ I’ll kiss it better ”

Based on Odysseus’s boar hunting scar on his thigh.

Yup, one of the saucy Odydio arts I made months ago

Chat hear me out: Jorge of Ithaca AU

An epic AU where Jorge is the reincarnation of Odysseus, it'd explain the changes in the musical! Odysseus in the Odyssey may not have seen Calypso as... well, THAT. So, he'd (subconciously) write Calypso as a better character.

In the Original Odyssey, Odysseus barely manages to evade Poseidon when he gets back to Ithaca. So Jorge would subconsciously change it to make Odysseus look more glorious than he actually was during that fight.

Odysseus still saw Eurylochus as a friend - even though in The Odyssey, Eury was WAYYYY worse - so, he'd write Eurylochus as someone kinder. The Eurylochus Odysseus saw deep down. The part that cared.

It'd also make for an interesting rp blog

Jorge's just randomly walking during his trip to Ithaca and spots who he THINKS is one of his friends and it's actually the actual character 💀

"Oh, hey Mico! Didn't know you made it to Ithaca."

"....Dad???"

"Mico did you hit your head???'

"DID YOU HIT YOURS???"

Like, if you don't think that's funny as Hell, I don't think you should follow my blog.

I'm just saying, it's a really good concept for an AU!

Epic but it's just a DnD game (part 2)

Part 1

Odysseus: “How could I hurt you?” DM: *Rolls twice* Odysseus: “What are you doing?” DM: “Rolling for persuasion. With disadvantage, since Astyanax is a baby” Zeus: “And?” DM: “Two nat 1’s” Zeus: *raises eyebrows smugly* Odysseus: *deep sigh* “But when does a comet become a meteor-"

DM: “Okay Odysseus, since you rolled a nat 20 on your persuasion check, Polyphemus is going to let you go” Odysseus: “I’m so glad we see eye to eye” DM: “Actually, make another persuasion check” Odysseus: “What? Why?” DM: “Just do it” Odysseus: “…4” DM: “Everyone roll for initiative”

Poseidon “The world is dark and ruthlessness is mercy… die” DM: “Everyone make a constitution saving throw. And I mean everyone” *sounds of many many dice rolling* “Nat 1” “Nat 1" “Nat 1" “Nat 1” “Nat 1”

Eurylochus: “She had us in just two words…” DM: “Make a performance check” Eurylochus: “Nat 20!!” *clears throat* “✨Come inside✨” DM: “His Circe impression is flawless" Odysseus: “Damn”

DM: “Among the spirits of the Underworld, you hear a voice you recognize… and now, please welcome our special guest” *Polites crawls out from underneath the table* Odysseus: “Polites?!” Eurylochus: “How long have you been down there??” Polites: “This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms…” DM: “Polites drifts away… but Odysseus, you hear another voice you recognize. Now, please welcome our second special guest” *Odysseus’s actual mom crawls out from under the table* Odysseus: “MOM?! How did the DM even get your number??”

DM: “Odysseus, as you stand at the edge of the cliff, lost in your despair, you hear three familiar voices” Odysseus: *looks under the table and screams* Polites, Anticlea, and Eurylochus, in unison: “Hi!!” Telemachus: “Have they been down there the whole time??” Athena: “You get used to it”

DM: “Odysseus, as Poseidon’s trident sends you shooting to the bottom of the ocean, you hear-" Odysseus: “Familiar voices?” DM: “How did you guess?” Odysseus: *glances under the table to where Polites, Eurylochus, Anticlea, and literally the entire crew are very poorly concealed*

Antinous: “Channel the fire inside your soul and-“ DM: “Make a dexterity saving throw” Antinous: “Literally why I’m in the middle of a monologue” DM: “Just humor me” Antinous: “So that’s a nat 1” DM: “Goodbye, Antinous” “wHAT-"

You know i had to

tw blood and gore maybe, but lots of blood Odysseus rage

this is a bit embarrassed, but accually…I WAS SUPER *HATE* LUFFY before watching One piece lmaooo long story short : I hate Onepiece, especially Luffy because I see him litterally EVERYWHERE. he was too overated in my eyes back then. like, what’s with this dude? lmao lame af. but then almost 4 months later when I did a Luffy fanart for my brother’s rq, I decide to give it a shot and now I’m obsessed with Luffy. I understand why he’s everywhere now. He litterally turn ME, who is hate him since birth. to love him in first episode is like ??? ?? ? ?? ? so this is the “Luffy effect” everyone’s talking about 

Lo mandó a descansar a las buenas, pero ahora acudirá a la guitarra.

Decided to draw some of my favorite Athena designs in my own style. There’s definitely a bunch more I could’ve done but these are some of my personal favorites.

Credits to all og artists (in order)

@muwchi

@coquexari

@irunaki

@wolfythewitch

@duvetbox

All these designs are badass and I hope I did them all justice lol. The artists in this fandom are crazy 😭🙌