You Know I Had To

"My name is nobody."

More incorrect quotes

Odysseus: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Odysseus: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Eurylochus: Uh 4? Odysseus: Wrong, no food for you. Eurylochus: Wait what?! WHY?! ODYSSEUS PLEASE—!

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Odysseus: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Hermes. Amen.

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Odysseus, when his crew accuses him of hubris after he gives his name to the cyclopes: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego! Odysseus: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Penelope: I love murder mysteries Odysseus, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

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Odysseus: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Odysseus: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Eurylochus: You looked in a mirror? Odysseus: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Odysseus: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Odysseus: I would say I feel sorry, but we all know that I've done much, much worse

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Odysseus: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. His crew: Awwww- Odysseus: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." His crew: Oh.

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Odysseus: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Odysseus, after giving his name to the cyclopes: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Odysseus at the 108 suitors trying to marry his wife: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

This is one isn’t very in character but it made me laugh so hard

Odysseus: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Penelope made me get tested.

HAPPY VALETINES DESPITE ME ALWAYS FORGETTING ABOUT IT

Perhaps some odypen to celebrate?

have this ych i enjoyed doing of them :)

Laptop isnt fixed yet but i do have a general idea for a Would You Fall In Love With Me Again animatic

But for now,, this is all I can give yall

Even after all these years, she still finds a way to make him blush awwwww

I've yet to see anyone else mention this but I've been thinking about it nonstop so-

In Would You Fall In Love With Me Again,

Ody says "I know that you've been waiting for love"

And in Penelope's verse she says "Know that I've been waiting for you"

SO she's like "no, I wasn't waiting for love. I was waiting for you." AND OUGH.

Bet girly pop was so offended, like bro, you think I've been waiting just to be loved? Just to have love? Yes, I love you. And I know you love me. But I was waiting for you. You specifically.

I'm not good enough at words to express what I feel about this but it's a lot and I think about it a lot.

Ganymede and Zeus - Before the Cloudyseidon but after the Doom Spoon

Yes I know, a very long title, but:

And nowwww... CLOUDYSEIIDOOOON

"nobody likes you" WELL CALL ME PENELOPE OF ITHACA AND SPARTA THEN BECAUSE HOOOOO BOY-

aw, what a cute married couple

may I request some couple hugs, if you have any?

Dunno if counts as an hug

The Palladium Heist

Odysseus tried to stab Diomedes in the back and it backfired almost immediately.