Random Noble: Women Are Fragile And They Need To Be Protected Or Else Someone Will Take Advantage Of

redraw of a sketch that had been bothering me for a while anyways heres odypen. as a treat

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Yo i- damn I stayed here for a long time now💀

The Ithaca saga emotionally destroyed me 🥹🥹

Quick sketch in honor of the end of epic the musical!!!

Warm up sketch ✨

ALSO WHY ARE ALL THE MESSAGES LIKE THIS I`M BARRICADING MY DOORS

You know i had to

Help wisdom saga has me on chokehold

ODYSSEUS.

When I get my hands on you, consensually of course, I'm going to [CENSORED] and then I'm going to grab your [CENSORED] and I'll [CENSORED]. And then I'm going to rip off your clothes and bite your [CENSORED] until you're [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]. Then I'll get the strap, and then I'll [CENSORED] until your [CENSORED] is completely [CENSORED].

Sound good? :3

Even more incorrect quotes

Penelope: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Odysseus: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Penelope: Penelope: You mean ring bearER, right? Odysseus: Penelope: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. -

Odysseus: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Penelope: The dishes. Odysseus: Wh- Penelope: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times. -

Odysseus, sweating: Penelope, there’s something I need to ask you- Penelope: Finally! You’re proposing! Odysseus: How’d you know? Penelope: Odysseus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Penelope: I even picked it up once. -

Odysseus, throwing his head into Penelope's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Penelope, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. -

Odysseus: This date is boring! Penelope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Odysseus: Then why did you invite me? Penelope: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Penelope I'll do whatever I want! -

Odysseus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Penelope: This is a lie. Penelope: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Penelope: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Penelope: Are you trying to seduce me? Odysseus: Why, are you seducible?

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Penelope: I’m in love with you. Odysseus: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Penelope: I know. Odysseus: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Odysseus, trying to flirt with Penelope: I think both of our families suck.

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Penelope: Is something burning? Odysseus, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Penelope: Odysseus, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Odysseus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Penelope, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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*Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Penelope’s bedroom.* Penelope: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Odysseus: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Odysseus: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Penelope:

OMG JUST UNCOVERED: SHORT SEGMENT OF THE ANIMATION MEME I THOUGHT I HAD LOST FOREVER T O T!!!