Aw Man

I stumbled upon this cursed Odydio fic on ao3 and it’s way too funny not to draw😭

( The said fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/59279266/chapters/151179196 )

hello my bloodstained gorgeous <3

(Used @wolfythewitch's Odysseus for this one)

I lauv Epic (The Musical)

Chat hear me out: Jorge of Ithaca AU

An epic AU where Jorge is the reincarnation of Odysseus, it'd explain the changes in the musical! Odysseus in the Odyssey may not have seen Calypso as... well, THAT. So, he'd (subconciously) write Calypso as a better character.

In the Original Odyssey, Odysseus barely manages to evade Poseidon when he gets back to Ithaca. So Jorge would subconsciously change it to make Odysseus look more glorious than he actually was during that fight.

Odysseus still saw Eurylochus as a friend - even though in The Odyssey, Eury was WAYYYY worse - so, he'd write Eurylochus as someone kinder. The Eurylochus Odysseus saw deep down. The part that cared.

It'd also make for an interesting rp blog

Jorge's just randomly walking during his trip to Ithaca and spots who he THINKS is one of his friends and it's actually the actual character 💀

"Oh, hey Mico! Didn't know you made it to Ithaca."

"....Dad???"

"Mico did you hit your head???'

"DID YOU HIT YOURS???"

Like, if you don't think that's funny as Hell, I don't think you should follow my blog.

I'm just saying, it's a really good concept for an AU!

🎶 Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife🎶

Kind of obsessed your honor 😑

Old Odypen fantasy AU

Triton: Zeus, what the actual fuck? *gestures at Athena* Triton: I have not spent 200 years telling this little bird to be herself and not to let anyone take away her spark, just for you to come in and teach her the opposite? Fuck, I told her not to be mad at you because I believed she'd feel better that way, but let me tell you, I am majorly pissed off! Zeus: Triton: *incomprehensible angry Dad noises* Zeus: Didn't you ask me to take her? Triton: A) BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KILLED MY CHILD AND I WAS LOSING MY MIND A BIT and B) I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WOULD TREAT HER!! Ody and fam in the background: *holding up "Go Triton" and "Bitchslap please" signs* The rest of Olympus: *eating popcorn* Athena: Pallas' ghost: FUCK HIM UP, DAD!

Okay I have a vision. Odysseus literally JUST woke up after getting top surgery, and he's feeling pretty loopy and he's also like half-asleep so he thinks Penelope is someone else😭

Odysseus: "my wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.."

Penelope: "I am your wife."

Machine starts beeping

Odysseus: "What's up? ;)"

Penelope laughs

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

Diomedes: If I had a talent of gold for every time Odysseus talked about Penelope, I'd have a talent.

Menelaus: But he's always talking about Penelope. Shouldn't you have more gold?

Diomedes: That would imply that Odysseus stopped talking about Penelope at some point.

Odysseus: Has everyone seen Penelope? She's not missing, I just think everyone should see her. She's beautiful. I love her so much. I miss her so much. She’s so smart as well. Smarter than all of you. Did I ever tell about the time she-