I Stumbled Upon This Cursed Odydio Fic On Ao3 And It’s Way Too Funny Not To Draw😭

Ares: Hey what’s up?

Penelope: I NEED YOUR HELP!

Ares. Girl, the fuck happened?

Penelope: THE SUITORS! I NEED A PLAN TO KEEP THEM AT BAY!

Ares: Do we have to only keep them at bay? Or **MORE**?

Penelope: Only.

Ares: UGH! FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE. Ummm, I don’t know you like weaving right? Say your shroud is taking a while.

Penelope: I’ve been doing that for the past 20 years I need a new idea.

Ares: A challenge?

Penelope: ……I’m listening.

Ares: ah shit, you kinda put me on the spot, ummmm, use Odysseus’s bow. Like string or it, and then cleanly shoot through 12 axes?

Penelope: YOU’RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

CHARACTER INSTRUMENTS:

Nausicaa is a flute.

Athena is a piano with a mix of strings.

Telemachus is a lyre mixed with a viola.

Artemis is woodwind instrument. (Flute or Oboe)

Odysseus: Cello

Penelope: A harp.

Peisistratus: Trombone

The others are still being decided but these are the ideas!

Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

🎶 Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife🎶

Kind of obsessed your honor 😑

No cause like, at first I was skeptical about the show, then my older cousin introduced me to it, he gives info's about it, so I say to myself, I'll give it a try.

It's 2023 now, and I'm so INLOVE with Luffy rn. (ps. Started watching One Piece in 2021)

this is a bit embarrassed, but accually…I WAS SUPER *HATE* LUFFY before watching One piece lmaooo long story short : I hate Onepiece, especially Luffy because I see him litterally EVERYWHERE. he was too overated in my eyes back then. like, what’s with this dude? lmao lame af. but then almost 4 months later when I did a Luffy fanart for my brother’s rq, I decide to give it a shot and now I’m obsessed with Luffy. I understand why he’s everywhere now. He litterally turn ME, who is hate him since birth. to love him in first episode is like ??? ?? ? ?? ? so this is the “Luffy effect” everyone’s talking about 

Well, I'm not very good at drawing things like this... Anyway, I brought one more

odypen but modern day high school volleyball team au (penelope is still a badass, odysseus is still down bad, and diomedes is just vibing)

bonus:

would you still love me if i was a worm?

Penelope Watching Odysseus Show Off

Odysseus: [ dramatically throws a spear and nails the target ]

Penelope: You do realize I don’t care, right?

Odysseus: Yeah, but … did you see it?

Penelope: I literally just said I don’t care.

Athena, whispering to Penelope: He’s trying so hard. Maybe clap or something.

I love your art style so much. Can I eat it?

Also, I love your Odysseus! By far my favor6design for him! I love him so much auksbdhshja!

All yours, ñam ñam 🍴

AAAAAHH Thank you very MUCH 💕 here it is in its young version, maybe about 19/20 years old