Odysseus Can Never Catch A Break

i saw someone mention the idea of odysseus having nightmares of his crew. yes, that would be bad. but i mean. if i was going to cook one up specifically to mess him up it would be waking up on the beach with Calypso like 'morning sleepyhead~' so he ends up thinking that getting home was either a dream or he's in a time loop.

i can't count how many times awakened in fear nightly palms sweating

dreams of promises i made to no one but myself have been crushed daily // demons - avenged sevenfold

Ares: Hey what’s up?

Penelope: I NEED YOUR HELP!

Ares. Girl, the fuck happened?

Penelope: THE SUITORS! I NEED A PLAN TO KEEP THEM AT BAY!

Ares: Do we have to only keep them at bay? Or **MORE**?

Penelope: Only.

Ares: UGH! FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE. Ummm, I don’t know you like weaving right? Say your shroud is taking a while.

Penelope: I’ve been doing that for the past 20 years I need a new idea.

Ares: A challenge?

Penelope: ……I’m listening.

Ares: ah shit, you kinda put me on the spot, ummmm, use Odysseus’s bow. Like string or it, and then cleanly shoot through 12 axes?

Penelope: YOU’RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

made a second one hehe

Lo mandó a descansar a las buenas, pero ahora acudirá a la guitarra.

No cause like, at first I was skeptical about the show, then my older cousin introduced me to it, he gives info's about it, so I say to myself, I'll give it a try.

It's 2023 now, and I'm so INLOVE with Luffy rn. (ps. Started watching One Piece in 2021)

this is a bit embarrassed, but accually…I WAS SUPER *HATE* LUFFY before watching One piece lmaooo long story short : I hate Onepiece, especially Luffy because I see him litterally EVERYWHERE. he was too overated in my eyes back then. like, what’s with this dude? lmao lame af. but then almost 4 months later when I did a Luffy fanart for my brother’s rq, I decide to give it a shot and now I’m obsessed with Luffy. I understand why he’s everywhere now. He litterally turn ME, who is hate him since birth. to love him in first episode is like ??? ?? ? ?? ? so this is the “Luffy effect” everyone’s talking about 

this came to me about 0.2 seconds after the stream ended

hi hello i’ve seen far too many people find out about the telegony and be devastated that the odyssey’s happy ending does not remain happy for long.

so.

the telegony is not canon. it was not written by homer. some wannabe called eugammon of cyrene wrote it. telegonus was a character from one of hesiod’s works (not homer’s) and he’s never mentioned in the odyssey. eugammon just decided to make him odysseus’s son with circe because why not.

the telegony directly contradicts the ending of the odyssey in which odysseus and penelope grow old and die together. ALSO. odysseus’s bloodline cannot have more than one than one male heir per generation. some ancestor of his was cursed by a god. so that makes telegonus’s existence impossible. if odysseus ever had a kid with circe (which he didn’t in canon) it would have had to be a girl.

homer was long dead when eugammon was like. telegonus is gonna kill his dad and bring his step family to his mom’s island, marry his stepmother while is half-brother marries his mother. never happened. this is ancient fanfiction.

TL;DR : feel free to entirely ignore the existence of the telegony; it’s what i’ve always done anyway.

Okay I have a vision. Odysseus literally JUST woke up after getting top surgery, and he's feeling pretty loopy and he's also like half-asleep so he thinks Penelope is someone else😭

Odysseus: "my wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.."

Penelope: "I am your wife."

Machine starts beeping

Odysseus: "What's up? ;)"

Penelope laughs

My favorite frame from live stream

But I got lazy : D

‼️ Tweet fake: "Está justo detrás de mí, ¿no?"

¡Todo está editado! ¿¿Jay no se ha tomado una foto con la estatua de Odiseo cuándo viajaron a Ítaca, cierto?? 😭😭 Solo vi que el resto del elenco si lo hizo y no he dejado de pensar en hacer esto.