Got Bored And Started Odysseus Tweeting

MORE MODERNVERSE SHENANIGANS FOR YALL

ody's a retired marine captain who goes on to be a firefighter <3

Lo mandó a descansar a las buenas, pero ahora acudirá a la guitarra.

What’s that little Ody bug doing today?

Hes doing good!! Bought him some chocolates to share with Penny

Ares: Hey what’s up?

Penelope: I NEED YOUR HELP!

Ares. Girl, the fuck happened?

Penelope: THE SUITORS! I NEED A PLAN TO KEEP THEM AT BAY!

Ares: Do we have to only keep them at bay? Or **MORE**?

Penelope: Only.

Ares: UGH! FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE. Ummm, I don’t know you like weaving right? Say your shroud is taking a while.

Penelope: I’ve been doing that for the past 20 years I need a new idea.

Ares: A challenge?

Penelope: ……I’m listening.

Ares: ah shit, you kinda put me on the spot, ummmm, use Odysseus’s bow. Like string or it, and then cleanly shoot through 12 axes?

Penelope: YOU’RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!

Gosh I love this idiot sm

Thinking about this goofy guy

[Penelope has finally returned home after 20 years. Around her, the bodies of Odysseus' suitors and their guards are lying lifelessly, hunted like the animals they are.

Penelope grows ever anxious at her husband's silent stare. Odysseus, in a state of shock, slowly moves closer to Penelope.]

Penelope, aware of her state, looks down nervously: Oh stop being so stoic, Odysseus. Go on... shout! Scream! Say something!

[She shuts her eyes, ready for her husband to call her the monster she knows she is. But he doesn't.

Odysseus gently cups her cheeks, lifting her head to meet his gaze. Penelope opens her eyes in surprise]

Odysseus, with eyes full of love and welling up with tears: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.

Ganymede and Zeus - Before the Cloudyseidon but after the Doom Spoon

Yes I know, a very long title, but:

And nowwww... CLOUDYSEIIDOOOON

their love is so sweet make me sick/pos

wasn’t originally gonna’ color it but i liked the colorless version too so enjoy that^^

fudge, another old dude to add to the kin list… he’s me. i love so intensely, just in general. shoutout to my mannn<33

also real quick, i finished the series so: spoilers(?) just talking about the finale and stuff, I NEED TO YAP

DUDE IVE NEVER BEEN ON THE VERDGE OF TEARS FOR SO LONG IN MY LIFE ABOUT ANY MEDIA EVER

fuck man they’re so sweet and happy oughhhgoshh it was worth it. i cried at the end, i did, the last four to three songs had me tweaking out dude, in like a good way though. i love musicals ourghh i’m meltingghh/pos

Epic the musical i love you. gosh life is great man..