Au Where Ody Burned His Hands When He Set Fire To The Suitors

Oh,,,,👀

noah.... noah when i get u..... NOAH WHEN I GET U-

would you still love me if i was a worm?

🎶 Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife🎶

Kind of obsessed your honor 😑

Tryna keep my Ody consistent and failing spectacularly

epic the musical brainrot

Triton: Zeus, what the actual fuck? *gestures at Athena* Triton: I have not spent 200 years telling this little bird to be herself and not to let anyone take away her spark, just for you to come in and teach her the opposite? Fuck, I told her not to be mad at you because I believed she'd feel better that way, but let me tell you, I am majorly pissed off! Zeus: Triton: *incomprehensible angry Dad noises* Zeus: Didn't you ask me to take her? Triton: A) BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KILLED MY CHILD AND I WAS LOSING MY MIND A BIT and B) I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WOULD TREAT HER!! Ody and fam in the background: *holding up "Go Triton" and "Bitchslap please" signs* The rest of Olympus: *eating popcorn* Athena: Pallas' ghost: FUCK HIM UP, DAD!

Penelope Watching Odysseus Show Off

Odysseus: [ dramatically throws a spear and nails the target ]

Penelope: You do realize I don’t care, right?

Odysseus: Yeah, but … did you see it?

Penelope: I literally just said I don’t care.

Athena, whispering to Penelope: He’s trying so hard. Maybe clap or something.

Fellas, is it gay that you want to murder a man and in all 3 existed versions of said killing, your situation-ship helped you kill that man.

The death of Palamedes is quite interesting to me…It’s quite suspicious that Dio literally agreed to do it no question asked in all versions of the myths, that’s not very heterosexual of you King of Argos….you sure wanted to impress that infamous Ithacan.

my contribution to the epic fandom, based on this song

Athena's thoughts rn.

Can I request odypen? I love ur art :3

Ask and you shall receive 🤲