Oh,,,,👀

I like the idea of the father-son dynamic between Odysseus and Achilles. It's funny to imagine Achilles being the strongest warrior who wipes out armies only to later be scolded by Ody for not eating his veggies hahaha (Achilles would probably see Dio in this dynamic as an unwanted stepparent hahaha)

And what do you think about those two? How would you describe their dynamic (before the blanket burrito)

Yeah, I can see Achilles being this edgy rebellious son and Odysseus as his unsupportive dad😭 They probably fight all the time and Odysseus definitely ended every argument with “GO BACK TO YOUR TENT! YOU’RE GROUNDED” and Achilles walking back to his tent yelling “YOU CAN’T GROUND ME IM A LITERAL SOLDIER GODDAMMIT”

For Diomedes, there is no actual age stated for him but he was described as the youngest of the generals so the possibility of him being the same age or even younger than Achilles is actually really funny to me. Like Odysseus treating Achilles like a literal child but act completely normal with Diomedes who maybe is YOUNGER than Achilles.

Imagine this, Ody catching Achilles and Patroclus making out and just sat both of them down like…

Ody: Okay, me and Diomedes brought you two here to teach you about the birds and the bees-

Achilles: I’m literally older than Diomedes.

Ody: ……And your point is….?

Odysseus: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet? Athena: Knife to the throat? Penelope: Axe to the head? Polites:Poison in his cup? Apollo: Discus to the chest? Hermes: Discus to the throat? Eurylochus:You're all horrible

"JUST TALK TO HER" yes, Hermes, because THIS is how young Kratos would deal with a "witch", absolutly.

I just want some crossovers with GOW because I love this game so much, I'm sorry. I already have like 5 stories of how and why Kratos ended up helping Odysseus... Really love their imagened chemistry: Kratos whose only solution for everything is to kill and Odysseus who trys everything but killing. And how they both have a god of war who wants to make them a great warrior. And this "I am a monster" thing. And beating up gods. Well they have a lot in common....

I still shoked that I managed to draw a bald man twice and he looks normal

IDEA FROM @barnowlive

Im about to end this man’s whole career

Eurylochus: umm, captain?

Odysseus: yes?

Eurylochus: since we’re not going to be killed by Poseidon, I feel like you should know this, I opened the wind bag.

Odysseus: ok.

Eurylochus: that’s it?

Odysseus: yeah. I mean if you opening up the wind bag had bigger consequences I would be PISSED! But nothing happened. So yeah just don’t do something like that again. Deal?

Eurylochus: oh, uh yeah deal. I was expecting you to be angrier, but I guess since nothing happened we have nothing to worry about! Awesome! Can’t wait to go home and see my wife.

Odysseus: as I can’t wait to see mine.

*Meanwhile at Ithaca.*

Telemachus: so, my dad blinded your son, and then made a dad joke to you?

Poseidon: a few things left out, but yeah you get the gist.

Telemachus: what does that have to do with me? I’m like 5.

Poseidon: just a heads up, when your dad comes back, I’ll give you and him like pffft, how does 5 minutes sound?

Telemachus: why kill him at all? Just leave him be?

Poseidon: BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING REPUTATION TO KEEP UP! Dumb fuck.

Telemachus: will anyone even care by then?

Poseidon: ugh yes! Zeus will! Like he’s such an 💅asshole💅!

I've yet to see anyone else mention this but I've been thinking about it nonstop so-

In Would You Fall In Love With Me Again,

Ody says "I know that you've been waiting for love"

And in Penelope's verse she says "Know that I've been waiting for you"

SO she's like "no, I wasn't waiting for love. I was waiting for you." AND OUGH.

Bet girly pop was so offended, like bro, you think I've been waiting just to be loved? Just to have love? Yes, I love you. And I know you love me. But I was waiting for you. You specifically.

I'm not good enough at words to express what I feel about this but it's a lot and I think about it a lot.

Can I request odypen? I love ur art :3

Ask and you shall receive 🤲

Antinous: You said you were going to a spiritual retreat

Telemachus: Namaste

Antinous: AND YOU- were supposedly dead.

Odysseus: I recovered.

Fun fact: Antinous is on the table

Eeepy Odydio😴