He's Just A (warlord)

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other versions under the cut (w/o blood, younger, and og) :3

ODISEO and ALEXANDER HAMILTON !!

Odysseus no perdona ni una (literal)

Help wisdom saga has me on chokehold

POV your five foot tall scrawny student can lift you off your feet (you are eight feet tall)

My favorite frame from live stream

But I got lazy : D

 (Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands next to the olive tree bed.)

Penelope: Darling, are you coming to bed?

Odysseus: No thank you. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife.

Odysseus: (lies on the ground and falls asleep)

Penelope: (trying not to laugh)

Hey Zeus and Poseidon I think if I could choose out of you too or your brother hades it would be a better choice for Odysseus would be hades

Hehehe

Triton: Zeus, what the actual fuck? *gestures at Athena* Triton: I have not spent 200 years telling this little bird to be herself and not to let anyone take away her spark, just for you to come in and teach her the opposite? Fuck, I told her not to be mad at you because I believed she'd feel better that way, but let me tell you, I am majorly pissed off! Zeus: Triton: *incomprehensible angry Dad noises* Zeus: Didn't you ask me to take her? Triton: A) BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KILLED MY CHILD AND I WAS LOSING MY MIND A BIT and B) I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WOULD TREAT HER!! Ody and fam in the background: *holding up "Go Triton" and "Bitchslap please" signs* The rest of Olympus: *eating popcorn* Athena: Pallas' ghost: FUCK HIM UP, DAD!

Penelope will always be a girlboss because by sitting behind the 12 axes she told the suitors to shoot through cleanly, not only was she

mocking them by being showing she was fully confident they wouldn’t succeed

But also BASICALLY TELLING EVERYONE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND WHO ACTUALLY COULD SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES.

AND ON TOP IF THAT PROVING HER LOVE TO ODY BY SAYING THAT IF ANYONE WERE TO EVER SUCCEED THE CHALLENGE AND BECOME KING, THEY WOULD’VE KILLED HER BY DOING SO. QUITE LITERALLY, SHED RATHER DIE THAN RULE WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN ODYSSEUS!!!