They Need To Invent Life That Doesn't Suck

Shadowglyph

New Deltarune Au: Shadowglyph Inspired by the Aus Candleholder and The Other Puppet where darkners take the role of lighteners However unlike Other Puppet it's not a clear swap au but just places the Darkners as the lighteners and has a completely new story The secret bosses are the protagonists and the setting is trying to put them in a more realistic town sort of thing. This is also meant to be the secret bosses before they became insane. The objects replace the Darkners with the weapons being bosses, the armors being NPCs for the most part, and the consumables being shop owners. The weapons earned from secret bosses are the main bosses where the armors earned from them are the secret bosses.

Spamton is the main protagonist. He's a salesman for Queenly's tech company specifically tasked with trying to sell the new electric car the Cungadero. He's in his late 20s. He/him, pansexual. He's constantly stressed and jittery and a caffeine addict. He is also paid very poorly and has never known what it's like to have money to spend. He has very poor eyesight but refuses to wear glasses because he doesn't want to look nerdy tho he keeps a pair in his pocket in case of emergency. He also is a big Mama's boy. In the dark world he resembles his neo form and is equipped with the Dealbreaker (his glasses which cracked from falling into the shadow world and now are able to create an unstable shield) and the string scarf (a little string toy he likes to fidget with when he's nervous turned into a scarf that's able to morph into weapons mostly a blade or gun)

Jevil takes a role similar to Susie. Jevil is a comedian at the Card Kings' Casino who performs stand up comedy with his best friend Seam. He's quite friendly if a bit chaotic and is very hyperactive and has trouble staying on task. He's also a frequent alcoholic and is almost always drinking some substance. Because of this his life is starting to fall apart but he chooses to ignore his problems and uses comedy and drinking as his escape. He had a one night stand with Spamton and ever since insisted on following him around because he feels the need to get to know him (that and he's also very lonely with his only other friend being Seam and he might also have some feelings for Spamton). He likes getting on Spamton's nerves as a way of almost flirting. He's mostly the opposite of Spamton being carefree and outgoing and not having to work very hard for his success which causes Spamton to be envious by how easy Jevil's life seems to be but it's not perfect either. He's a bit older than Spamton being in his early 30s and is bisexual and gender fluid. In the dark world he resembles a jester like in Deltarune and is equipped with the Deviltail (A satanic pendant that in the shadowworld became an armor for his tail giving him magic powers) and the Deathscythe (A cane he carries for his stage acts that has become a long staff and also fused with his comb to become a scythe who's blade can be detached to throw)

Together they will banish the evil of the shadowworlds or die trying

omg

He's so cool

I love sharks, ice cream, and Surfs Up

Great job

Yesterday, I promised my friend @deltaswapjevil that I'll make a secret boss for them

So here is He

THE GREATEST, THE COOLEST, AND THE MOST AWSAOME DUDE IN THE-

(cut the bull crap, no one has time for your funny long intros).

OK, anyway, everyone give a hand for... SHARK-E.

Here is he, the weird-looking weirdo.

The secret for the an idea for a beach-themed chapter.

Anyway, his lore and backstory:

He used to be the most coolest in his dark world, known by his skills in surfing.

He was this week's flavour.

He was a sharp and colourful (he still sharp, don't let him bite you).

That all didn't last long...

The darkners start getting bored of him, and left him.

No matter how hard he tried, how good he was, no one seemed to care.

He felt a big, painful void inside him.

He thought no one is gonna give him the respect he desperately wants.

His days of being alone has over.

A strange man has came to the jobless surfer.

He told him about everything, the reality of his existence, about his world.

Effected by what he heard, SHARK-E decided to use this for his advantage.

Waiting for a lightner to get their SOUL.

With their SOUL, he can be this week's flavour once again.

And here is the superboss form, I'd like to call it: THE GREAT SHARK-E.

And now, about some fun facts and other things:

He is kinda based on Surfs Up, Jaws and SCP-054-FR.

He uses BLUE SOUL (jumps at the waves).

He was supposed to be more muscler and be more shark-like but I discarded that, since the majority of the secret bosses (if not all) are a weakass weirdos.

His text qurik is that he repeats E many times.

I hope you like it buddy

HorrorRune Spamton

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Things are bad

Spamton resorted to eating the Pipis :(

He has a chainsaw now too

No more deals just food

NOW'S MY CHANCE TO [Cut the Meat]

GothTale Papyrus

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He may act tough and edgy but he's just trying to fit in and figure out who he is in the world like most emos LOL

He also makes soup the most Emo of food IDK this fact is subject to change tell me any ideas

Late Valentines-ish Day thing

My favorite ship dynamic: the big strong (slightly stinky) woman and her weird little goober gremlin who follows her like a lost puppy

I hate valentines day but I'm gonna do some art for it

It's all a bit late because my family has back to back birthdays in February around Valentine's day so I've been busy with that but here's the first

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy for my Batman Reboot on @batmanreboot

Fetti and Creatos are my secret bosses based on me and my friend

Alphys and Undyne from my Underswap take on @deltaswap2442

Jevyrus and Phanton from my Chapter Rewritten take on @deltaswap2442

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Spamton NEO Dragon

Do you like dragons?

Do you want to create your own?

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Dragon Creator by Dragonita

Create your own dragon

I Made Meme Mom!

My fellow bi, pan, and Omnisexuals be like:

Dicks?

Pussies?

I can fuck anything!

FutureTale Burgerpants

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Good news Mettaton made him immortal due to being part machine

Bad news he's stuck at his job for eternity

Yes he vapes

No he's not high

He's actually slightly smarter than before

He is one of the few to not be brainwashed by Mettaton in Hotland

GothTale Alphys

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She's not actually goth or emo because that's not the point of GothTale

She's into Kawaii fashion but doesn't think she could pull it off (DeviantArt disagrees)

She's not actually that fat she just wear really fluffy coats with pastel colors to better regulate body temperature IDK

Who is Burghley swapped with

Berdly is swapped with Susie

Berdly is a cyber bully who flirts with Noelle and loves playing video games and eating Dry Erase markers

Susie is a nerd who is rude and snarky though she questions if she's really as smart as her grades say she is. She also flirts with Noelle in the most cheesy ways physically possible