I’m Sorry What.

You blink and suddenly it’s one am and you need to be up by six.

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

“fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”

Considering my blog is mostly random things and shipping gay lawyers this should be obvious but ah well

trumpphobic

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS TRUMPPHOBIC

How dare you be this fucking talented bitch. This is amazing.

Sour lemon-yellows, mean dragonfruit-reds and lovely cherry-pinks make the prettiest of wallpapers. These color variations of 'Grown Distant' are up for my Patreon/Ko-Fi supporters!

The Patreon, and the Ko-Fi 🐦

I should’ve listened bro I’m pretty sure my immune system collapsed as soon as the stress of finals started waning.

I think I was holding my body together with duct tape and glue, now I think I caught strep again. Ugh.

When I read the asks open pinned post I read "headcanons" as "healthcare" and thought, wow they're knowledgeable aren't they!

Pfgfghhh

It's germ season guys, don't forget yer shots!

I feel like I can now run for miles with the aid of my inhaler.

Im an unstoppable force. Lock your doors and windows, cuz it’s over for y’all.

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

(These are the more common ones i can name off the top of my head, just curious)

:(

My grandfather loves photography, and he always said that the best skies and sunsets have character. They need clouds! And atmosphere! And mood!

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Not me just not explaining that I don’t have a gender preference and just going with the “yeah so I don’t like anyone” answer because she was weird and would probably ban half my friends from coming over if she knew 90% of them were also not straight lmfao

Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

Question for yall:

Is 6,662 words too long for a second chapter?

The first was only like, 3,879 now that I’m looking at it.

Should I wrap this one up and post it, or break it in half or something????

I’m remembering why I avoided writing fanfics now. It’s because I am like Oscar fucking Wilde and I don’t know how to stop once the flood gates open.

I need advice. Help.