The Legend

so here’s a thing that timothy stoker definitely has done.

inspired by this post by @mikasnazz

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But hey, that’s just a statement. A [insert fear] STATEMENT

slayyyy, speak ur truth sis

goon or edge

GOONINGG!!!!!!!!!!!

GOO GOOBIEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

right now, he's prey.

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Goo goobie.

goo goobie

They need a marriage counsellor

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Also I had a dream last night that involved the production of a pornographic film, where a cute girl goes to a waxing professional who confirms "um you do know this is exclusively a Wax Your Dick And Balls facility" and she's like "yeah I know :)" and he puts two and two together and that's fine too. Then something else happens and he says that he's closing shop and his girlfriend is getting here soon so they can get home together, how about all three of them go home together? :)

And there's a whole cute happy upbeat montage scene of the three of them on their way back to this couple's place, the sun is shining, they laugh at antics of some pigeons while waiting for the bus, almost Ghibli movie style uplifting piano music playing softly in the background, while these people make their way on their little slice-of-life ordinary adventure.

Then it cuts to someone on the production team explaining this to everyone else involved in the film, enthusiastically going "yeah that's the point! It's going to be hilarious, making the whole thing such a high quality, high-effort artistic cinema the viewers forget they're watching porn and get whiplash so hard when they just straight-up start fucking."

And then I woke up before they got to that part.

Somebody’s forgotten I can still ask stuff

Favorite Genloss character and why

hmmm

Probably Ranboo, just bc they're in the state of perpetual confusion at everything n everyone but still manage to get some stuff done n I had other reasons but I did not fucking write them down, s h I t t

there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

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