Will Definitely Be Trying This...

when I was a senior this guy a grade below me, we’ll call him T, was messing with a girl and one of my classmates had a younger brother in that grade, D, and D was friends with the girl so he told the T to meet him in the bathroom to duke it out. we left lunch and started to walk down the hall only to be hit with an awful smell and a few teachers telling us we couldn’t go down the hall. a while later, word got around that D punched T in the gut and he pooped in his pants. I dont know if any school has a drill or procedure to follow for that kind of thing but we weren’t allowed to leave the classroom for a while.

tldr: this guy literally got the crap punched out of him

MEDSCHOOL + DARK ACADEMIA

Different types of fairies

Not all are listed, only a few, there are far too many...

Brownies

They’re the most helpful, they help with chores and around the house.

They expect a food offering

Never offer money, they consider this poor taste and they will mess up your house.

Pixies

They’re mischievous and can be dangerous.

They play tricks, especially on travelers.

They’re known to lead people into bogs and swamps. (It’s not uncommon for someone to get caught in quick sand and die)

Leprechauns

Solitary

They don’t venture into places with humans.

Dwarves

German folklore

Ugly and extremely strong.

They’re friendly unless offended, then they may become harmful.

They’re proud of their craftsmanship-> furniture and iron work.

Watch your manners around them.

Elves

Scandinavians brought their tales to the English isles during the Viking conquest.

There are two kinds-

dark and light.

They have magical powers to enchant people.

They move between their world and ours.

Changeling

Spoke about them in previous post.

Fauns

They have horns on their head, a human torso and they’re goat below the waist.

Live in the Woodland Forrest’s.

They’re alluring, seductive and compelling.

They can prey on their victims by using mind control and magic conjured from their pipes or flute.

Elves say that if you see one try to avert your eyes because once they’ve got your attention, you’re under their control.

They’re neutral creatures but they can be dangerous.

Gnomes

They’re shy and cautious.

They seek only the company of their own kind.

They’re extremely short- maybe 9 inches.

They can be master healers.

They’re found in the most isolated areas.

Hobgoblins

Solitary

Dark brown creature.

Lives in Forrest’s in trees.

They’re neutral and keep to themselves.

Not aggressive unless provoked.

It may be best to leave them alone.

THIS

When you try to draw hands and keep looking at yours for reference but you’re still confused as shit

ADHD/autism culture is forgetting to do important things like eating because I got distracted pacing around my kitchen for an hour

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

Does anyone else with ADHD get told “stop speaking so loud!” Or “Lower the volume!” “Quieten down!” Etc… when you just think you’re talking normally… like when you’re desperately trying to jam the words togther in your head so you can speak normally and then you just get told “be quiet… you’re talking too loud… turn it down…” and it’s not meant with any animosity BUT you just get this horrible sinking feeling in your stomach and you can physically feel yourself deflate… Like I can’t even articulate it it just sucks uno…