THIS
my brain: I have an idea
my art skills: no you fucking don’t
Things that have happened on my bus · Some was watching Dragon ball Z, he was really fat and acne ridden. Hes in 5th grade… · A 8th grader brought a juul on the bus and blew smoke in someone face for calling them a hoe · we have things called ‘30 seconds’ or '60 seconds’ where kids on good terms fight in the back of the bus for 30 or 60 seconds at a time. there was once a leaderboard and a 6 grader won last year. ·Some kid played porn really loud on his bluetooth speakers. Some kid got a blowjob and ate a 8 grader out (he was 7th) ·some other kid decided to smoke his homework… As in light his homework and take hits of it… ·I do random peoples homework for money (my regulars are top of the class) · Some people stood up on the seats when the bus driver wasnt looking and flashed his girlfriend (and the entire bus) · and how could we forget the time soem kid climbed out of a window on the ride to school Thats it… More to come soon about my demon school
me: *explains my adhd*
some dumbass neurotipical: um no sweaty that’s not how it works :) i know more than you, someone with adhd, and trained professionals :)))
Someone needs to turn this into a horror movie.
Will definitely be trying this...
Media: “Female teacher seduces male student.”
Feminists: “You spelled rape wrong.”
Other Men: “She’s hot. He’s so lucky. Where was she when I was in high school?”
MRAs: “Why are male rape victims not taken seriously? It’s clearly the fault of feminists and not the fault of other men.”
1 am. wide awake staring into the silent darkness:
I guess ill watch youtube bc i am unable to sleep
3 seconds into video:
*eyes closing unable to stay open. Falling aslep FAST*
Alright i guess i can sleep now ill put down phone.
Immediately unable to sleep again. The cycle repeats.