Latest Posts by destiel-inpurgaytory - Page 7

Hear me out-

Madeleine Hyland as Priscilla in the Witcher Netflix

Jaskier and the cat. That's it, that's the post.

My LAST amazing devil artwork did numbers so i’m doin it again

It's always "I miss you" and never "Don't leave me here alone, don't go where I can't follow"

"When will magic, sexy women just stop jumping out at me"

Shut up and be grateful Jaskier, some of us would love to have that problem😭

FERAL- I- HOW- HOW IS HE SO-

That part of the Ride of the Witcher, GOING FERAL

The Ride of the Witcher

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

I GO TO SLEEP FOR THREE HOURS AND THERE'S A NEW SONG-

Saint🙏 thanks for tagging me lol

Jaskier: You have piqued both my interest and my nipples.

THERE ARE ALBUM COVERS?!?

HAS ANYONE SEEN THESE PICTURES OF JASKIER??? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY EXISTED UNTIL NOW

HE LITERALLY HANDED NETFLIX POSTER MATERIAL ON A SILVER PLATTER AND THEY DECIDED TO IGNORE IT LIKE BRO✋💀

HAS ANYONE SEEN THESE PICTURES OF JASKIER??? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY EXISTED UNTIL NOW

HE LITERALLY HANDED NETFLIX POSTER MATERIAL ON A SILVER PLATTER AND THEY DECIDED TO IGNORE IT LIKE BRO✋💀

My hair is doing weird things.

My spouses look so good in the new trailer😍

OH MY FUCK WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HEMSWORTH😭😭😭

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT, WHAT IS GOING ON, WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK SO PHOTOSHOPPED, IT LOOKS LESS REALISTIC THAN YENNEFER'S MAGIC, IM LITERALLY DYING

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT, WHAT IS GOING ON, WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK SO PHOTOSHOPPED, IT LOOKS LESS REALISTIC THAN YENNEFER'S MAGIC, IM LITERALLY DYING

What if I wanna be a lil gnome living in the middle of extremely isolated woods in a mushroom house? What then

In honor of Jaskier being confirmed bisexual I made a video on YouTube, anyway, I think I'm hilarious

I did it with Jaskier, it's only fair I make a Geralt one

Which Geralt are you today?

I have a few

I'm more than what my mom told me to be- Inkpot Gods

God made all man in his image. Honey I'm I'm no man I'm what's left when children go to war- Pray

Cause if God made all man in his image then God's a fucking nerd- Drinking Song For The Socially Anxious

You do not get to hurt me just because I asked you once if you were alright- Blossoms

Hi everyone! Reply or Reblog with your fav TAD lyric 🥰 I am conducting an experiment called 'making me happy'

Ciri: I'm cold

Geralt: Here take my jacket

Jaskier: I'm cold too

Yennefer: Well damn Jaskier, I can't control the weather

Geralt: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in

Jaskier: Hey, Geralt, do you need help with anything?

Geralt: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early

What Jaskier are you today?

Jaskier: *sitting in front of a camera* I tried to talk to Geralt and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail

I saw people in the comments complaining about Jaskier not being on the poster, so I fixed it :)

THE WITCHER: SEASON THREE Vol. 1 on June 29 | Vol. 2 on July 27

THEY GAVE JASKIER EYELINER

*Yennefer, Geralt, and Jaskier go to Aretuza for the first time*

Yennefer: This is my boyfriend Geralt, this is Geralt's boyfriend Jaskier

Triss: I'm sorry, what's the situation?

Yennefer: Geralt is gay, but he's straight for me but he's gay for Jaskier, and Jaskier is really gay for Geralt, and I hate Jaskier

Geralt: It's really not that complicated

Jaskier: No

Does anyone else think that Jaskier has absolute chihuahua energy? Like imagine:

Jaskier and Geralt find an inn, and inside Geralt is being harrassed by these men, and Geralts ignoring them, but Jaskier is just going OFF at these guys like

"How dare you speak to us you foul looking beast, he's done more for this town than you've ever" and he just goes on and on with all these mean insults and it gets to the point where Geralt has to escort him to his room so he doesn't get himself killed, I live for the fact that he will absolutely start fights he cannot finish, so Geralt teaches him how to fight, and explicitly tells Jaskier that he is only to use the knowledge Geralt gave him to get out of sticky situations, however now they just have a mean, and kind of terrifying bard that's willing to smash your face into a wall, and eventually everyone hears that the White Wolf has a body guard now, and everyone stops messing with them.

The Witcher characters as lyrics from The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace because it's currently my favorite song