The One And Only Thing That Sucks About Jazz Is That If You Forget The Title Of A Song You're Just Fucked.

the one and only thing that sucks about jazz is that if you forget the title of a song you're just fucked. what are you supposed to say? "the one that goes DOOODOODOO DOO DO BWEEEEEWWW DOOOOOO"??

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1 year ago

chile im like 98% sure i got ghosted LMAO ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ imma be over her in a couple months and ik it aint my fault so oh well ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ ts is funny asf to me tho

do i love the slow burn trope? of course i do! but do i like experiencing it for myself? absolutely fucking not!


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4 years ago
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2 years ago

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

1 year ago

"I like you so much that I fall for your every look, I fall for the way you move, I fall for you like a good book, I hope that we are together soon, I want to steal your heart like a crook, cause you always make me swoon.. I like you like the rush of a brooke but I could love you to the moon."

I. Have. A. Crush. On. You. Swooning - eUรซ

2 years ago

Oblivious pining prompts:

Accidentally admitting that the other is really pretty, leading to both of them getting very flustered

Quickly sewing back the loose button of their shirt that came off at the last minute, realising that you two are extremely close

Pretending to be married for reasons, feeling very giddy whenever someone refers to you two as a couple

Walking past a busy crowd, hands entwining on their own and then realising it after someone points it out

Rambling about something you both love and all you can do is stare at them lovingly, when suddenly they also turn to look at you and now you're both just staring at each other

Making lucky charms for each other, being reminded of the other whenever they look at it

Fixing each other's clothes (+ if they say "you look good")

Learning more about their interests so they have a common thing to talk about

Thinking that the other doesn't like them in that way, while their friends watch both of them become an incoherent mess in front of each other, wondering when they'll finally ask each other out

Always finding excuses to stay with each other

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1 year ago

Just wanted to post something that's been bugging me but. Where the fuck are the Black History Month posts?

Valentine's Day got to trend and flood my dash, and that's just a day.

Aromantic Week got to trend and flood my dash, and that's just a week.

But this entire month I've only heard Black History Month in passing. I've only really seen other black people on this site in passing.

And before you say "oh check the tag!" Buddy I shouldn't have to. You don't have to "check the tag" on Pride Month. You don't have to "check the tag" on Valentine's Day. What makes Black History Month different?

I don't know if anyone is even going to see this but. Jfc I feel like the only black person here sometimes.

3 years ago

I wish white girls never discovered silk and satin scarves

4 years ago

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